Dear Aspiring College Applicant,
I know youre telling yourself youre not going to get into college. Everyone around you is so much more qualified than you are. You could have higher grades, better test scores, more impressive extracurriculars. If you had just put one more hour into studying, you would have gotten an A instead of an A- in that class. That class is the reason why youre not going to get into Brown. Youve convinced yourself youre going to get rejected from literally everywhere you apply, leading to shame, embarrassment, and regret.